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Cat In Heat Question

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I was researching info about cats in heat and birth control pills / shots that are available to postpone the cycle until a cat is of age to be bred and came across this information...It is poorly written, but I have come across the Q-tip method in a few other posts.

For any of you that are breeders or have had experience with cats going into heat and trying to postpone them, what are your thoughts? Is this a legit thing to do?

It's kinda graphic...just a warning to any with squeamish bellies!


Equipment:

•1 cat in heat
•1 Q-tip

Procedure:

•Grab wailing, squirming cat and place it on your lap with its hind quarters readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this procedure is followed, then certainly each time afterward.
•Insert the Q-tip into the cat's vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. Either way the cat will begin to scream, but there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two.
•Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat's vagina slowly at first, then more rapidly. No need to be gentle, no matter what you do with the Q-tip it beats a barbed cat penis digging around in there.
•You are finished when the cat is finished. You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ass. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip.
•That is it, you are done. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat flares up again.

What to look for: The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.

Background: A cat in heat is, with few exceptions, one of the most irritating things to have living in your home. A cat in heat will follow you around and howl at you in a bone chilling, hideous wail until you are ready just to toss it outside and let it get pounded by the local tom's. After a few days of this torture having to drown a few kittens sounds relaxing. This cat-saving technique was first demonstrated to me by a terminally un-squeemish roomate of years past.
 

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Oh my :Surprise: I have never heard of such a thing before! Hopefully someone with advice will be able to chime in on this question. It does seem extremely, well....odd. I hope this wasn't written by some jokester who thought this would be fun to write....Well, I'll wait for the other responses I suppose!
 

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I usually do the quiet room, minimum interaction method. I'll put her in a dark room (bathroom is good) away from the other cats and any noise/ distraction. She'll have food, water, litter etc but minimum interaction for a couple of days. No stroking or rubbing on her or anything that excites her. She'll usually come out of season pretty quickly, with minimum stress.

I've never tried the Q-tip method. I think my husband would have me sectioned if he ever saw me doing that :LOL: but I've heard its effective. Caution needed to not 'poke' too deeply obviously.
 

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I was just sharing this new info with Greg and we've been giggling about it. Wait till our friends hear that we may have to 'masterbate' the cat...oh what a field day they will have!
 

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OK... maybe since I am not a breeder... and may be a little naive... but NO WAY!!!!
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You will have to keep the Q-Tips put away or every time she seems them....

Perhaps keep them in the sock drawer??

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
 

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Um I have seen it done before.
The q-tip ended up with a little blood on it.
 

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I laughed so hard when I read or the cat will run away with a Q-tip sticking out of its ass. :LOL:
 

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OMG!!!
I don't know what to say except I'll never look at a Q-tip the same anymore:LOL:
 

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Greg has emphatically stated that under no circumstances will he be a party to this! :LOL::LOL::LOL:

I think I will talk to the vet about it next time we are in and get his opinion on the whole thing...
 

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Wow... And I thought I heard everything after discussing with a falcon breeder on how he gets... uummm.... the man bird stuff to artificially inseminate females...

I don't think I'll ever be able to use a Q-tip again. :Hysterical:
 

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OMG:Pudently::Question::Surprise:
I am glad I have an altered dude.
 

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Oh, and I told my Mom that she better be nice, or, in her next life she will be the owner of 20 female Siamese that come into heat at the same time.:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

I just remembered that and needed a laugh.
 

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makes me giggle...

I don't care for unaltered female cats because it seems my voice... well... they really like it -- disturbing

realistically, I suspect this would increase a kitties chances of pyometra.
 

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I suspect this would increase a kitties chances of pyometra.
And this is why I thought I'd get the opinions of seasoned breeders...I have been told that allowing a cat to cycle withought getting pregnant can increase the incidence of pyometria as well...and breeding a cat too young is irresponsible and a bad thing for the queen...it just seems that you are damned if you do and damned if you don't!:Dizzy::Dizzy::Dizzy:
 

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And this is why I thought I'd get the opinions of seasoned breeders...I have been told that allowing a cat to cycle withought getting pregnant can increase the incidence of pyometria as well...and breeding a cat too young is irresponsible and a bad thing for the queen...it just seems that you are damned if you do and damned if you don't!:Dizzy::Dizzy::Dizzy:

It sure seems that way! I'm so glad the breeders out there do what they do -- and I get to enjoy my snuggly :fixed: kitty!
 

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I am passing on this one! :Whistle: If in fact a valid method please be careful!!!!
 

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I am passing on this one! :Whistle: If in fact a valid method please be careful!!!!
Oh not to worry...I will be talking to the vet about this one! I bet you all would love to be a fly in that room when I ask the vet if it's OK to insert Q-tips in my cats vagina?

:LOL::LOL::LOL:
 

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i feel a little dirty after having read that..... prehaps it could have been worded a little more... professional.
i sorta feel like i read some beastiality stuff YIKES! :(
for the record- i would never try this it seems too odd!

we are keeping a male bully and plan to stud him out- i already told john we will ALWAYS go to the vet for service LOL!
 
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