- Sep 8, 2009
I'm not the biggest fan of Freud; mainly because I think he was a sexist pig, but anyways I do believe that George is definitely in the oral stage of his development now. He goes after anything that could even slightly resemble a nipple. I call him the nipple perve. If I have a gem or something on my shirt he immediately goes after it and starts sucking. I stop him over and over but he always comes back. He also has figured out that I wear a belly ring from sitting on my lap and he will literally try sucking it through my shirt! He also sucks on buttons. The worst of all is that one day I got out of the shower and he tried to attack my chest. He is a nipple fiend! How do I stop this? He is getting stronger and stronger and more persistent!