Off color joke really.... | Sphynxlair

Off color joke really....

Discussion in 'Sphynx Cat Tails' started by doriansmomma, Sep 21, 2009.

  1. doriansmomma

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    Yea, my hubby renamed my Dorian.....

    It is a tad "off color" but I did get a giggle out of it.....

    Dorian sleeps on my stomach & of course sleeps nowhere else....

    So the hubby now calls him "Catty the c*ck blocker"

    He said i should have a sweater made for him with it on it.....

    **sigh**
     

  2. Brooke

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    :LOL: heheh..

    I've been single since I've gotten all my cats, so I haven't had to deal with this problem yet!! :Dizzy:
     
  3. doriansmomma

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    Yea, it happens.....haha, what is a girl to do!?

    I guess sleep with the cat!
     
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    That is funny but my friends husband has a worse problem.
    The cats try to play with him because he sleeps naked.
     
  5. Brooke

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    :Surprise::Exclamation: HAHA!! Bad kitty! That's not a toy!!
     
  6. kerrie78

    kerrie78Senior Lairian Senior Lairian

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    LOL! :LOL: Anytime Jay tries to touch me even put his hand on my shoulder Kramer Bites the crap out of him.... He has called him a C***blocker since he came home in June! LOL! :LOL::LOL::LOL:
     
  7. doriansmomma

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    My husband will be thrilled to learn he is not alone!

    hehehe....
     
  8. lovinsphynx

    lovinsphynxSenior Lairian Senior Lairian

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    my husband has also uttered that same phrase with of course Tuttles in front of it lol i told him your story and he just laughed. :LOL:
     
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    Ok, girls theres men in hear, wheres the mayor when i need him!:Whistle::Whistle::Pudently:
     
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    I think he is embarrassed he has the same problem!:Woo:
    Some nights the cats just have to sleep with the kids!
     
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    I can relate...I've had to banish the cats to the spare bedroom when me and my guy want to have some "alone time", otherwise the cats would be ALL OVER us. Piglet will actually get right between me and my man...sigh. :Woo:
     
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    I love my cats but I do think that maybe it is in the genetics that they may tend to be C***blockers! :LOL::LOL::LOL:

    Seriously - :Cry::Angry::Frown::Furious:
     
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    I think cats -sphynx in particular- are HUGE attention hogs and aren't too happy to see their favorite person give their undivided attention to anybody or anything else. Not only are they all over us in the bedroom, but they are all over our computers, our phones, stereos, TVs, etc. I'm sure they're thinking, "Why are they looking at that when they should be TOTALLY focused on loveable, wonderful ME???" :Sweet-angel:
     
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    It is great to see Harley and Sambo are not the only ones who run husbands out of the bed...:LOL: It is still to early to tell what Newbie, Cleo, and Oba will be like
     
  15. kerrie78

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    I don't know why they act so differently than other cats... but I LOVE it! We could never have a normal cat now we have been tainted by Sphynx!:LOL:
     
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    Especially since he seems to have some compition with Leo :LOL:
     
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    Oh my Goodness that is sooooo funny! My fiance calls my boys c**k blockers as well!! Exact same words. It's the same thing every night. we slip into bed i turn out the lights and my fiance comes close to me then MEW, little Skinner is sitting on my chest. MEOW, Pbinky is sitting next to me head. Then my fiance rolls over uttering those very words "c**k blockers"
    :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
     
  18. doriansmomma

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    I love it! Ha! I have a defense now! It's not Dorian! It is the breed! Yuppers....

    That is to funny....thanks guys, at least I am not the only one! :BigSmile:
     
  19. Maximus

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    That's freakin hysterical...I just recently starting dating a guy and I had to vanish my little man to the spare bedroom, it's kind of heartbreaking. It would not work other wise because he sleeps right on my chest lol...little c**k blocker
     
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    I've seen shirts that say "Sleep with me, sleep with my Sphynx".