Office Joy-sucker in need of a new office...

[ElvirasMum]

I'm trying to post for relocation of our office joy-sucker.
I have no pics.
She's human female approximately 52 human years of age.
Five feet tall, almost five feet wide.
Answers to "Carol"
Her likes are few and far between.
Her dislikes are endless.
If your office is in need of a new joy-sucker please take her on.
She's free to a good home!

 

[NakedNorasMom]

Sorry, but I have a large stock of those I keep in the back.

If I hear of anyone needing a joy-sucker I will pass along the info.

Hope you find her a good home soon!

 

[Cleopatra Beers]

No thanks. I teach teenagers-mostly girls. They are enough to suck the joy out of anyone's life.....:Struggle:

 

[susi794]

Maybe you could list her on Craig's List or Ebay????

 

[PrimateLove]

It took me years to get rid of mine, I'm soo not interested in another one lol

 

[muddpuddles01]

Sounds like I know someone she'd get along famously with, but the world is just not ready to put the two of them together!

There would be no joy, only sadness. Where there once was happiness would be henceforth known as the "Black Hole of Calcutta"...

 

[Sphynx Happy]

Oh no!! I only have room in my home for sphynx and more sphynx. Too bad I can't take her!! I know just what to do with joy suckers!

 

[magber]

Ohhhh no, you did not!!!

I have too many of them! Maybe you need one of ours to befriends yours!

 

[SealySphynx]

Sounds like she's going to be a tough one to place... do they have shelters or rescues that specialize in Joy Suckers? Maybe they can help

 

[Inflamed]

Here's your solution: you dig a bottomless pit somewhere in the desert and leave a trail of misery for her to follow straight to it! Problem solved

 

[falaloo]

Hmmm...I've been thinking about pitching a new show to a bunch of TV executives for the fall season called "Wheel of Misery." If they pick it up, I can tell them where to find their first contestant!