Sphynx Poetry (?)

[Gesundheit]

My husband and I have a number of nicknames for our cats. I've called Smidget "Smudge", for various reasons. Once, in faux-urgency, my husband burst out, "Smudgy Pudgy!" though I forget which faux-emergency led to this. Maybe she yawned, I dunno.

That nickname has stuck, and last night, my husband, while holding Smidget, informed me, "Smudgy Pudgy has a purr..." and then the inevitable, "Smudgy Pudgy has no fur!"

So, have any of you made any rhymes, poems, or limericks (on the fly or professional; tis all good), or come across any such publications?

 

[Catzzzmeow]

Hubby nicknamed Babas our first boy Stinkly Wrinkly...has everything to do with the fact his butt was stinky and he is over the top wrinkly.

Patti

 

[admin]

Well, our female Athena is known to my daughters friends as "Cheena" which has been her nickname I gave her long ago. I call her that so much, they think thats her actual name...:smug:

 

[Ickushouse]

He iza stink, 'is mouf iz pink
He got no hair, eez lyin' dere.

 

[Gesundheit]

He iza stink, 'is mouf iz pink
He got no hair, eez lyin' dere.

I love it! :cat:

 

[susi794]

Hellowa Habibi,
My lovely little sphynx,
Your ears are pretty grubby
And your butt always stinks.
You slurp my neck
And drive me mad,
But you're the sweetest cat
I've ever had!

 

[Jocy24]

I have a sphynx meow-tain;
They lay on my bed.
They steal all my covers
And sleep on my head!

I have 4 sphynxes
They all watch me pee,
I checked on the internet
I should charge them a fee.

I have 4 nekkids,
Enough for a clowder.
They zoom through my house,
They can't get any LOUDER!

 

[susi794]

Love it!