To all moms I thought this was great!

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  1. ilovemysphynx

    ilovemysphynxAdministrator Staff Member

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    I had this in my email today and just loved it! Had to share!



    THE
    NEXT SURVIVOR
    SERIES
    Six married men
    will be dropped on an island
    with one car
    and 3 kids each
    for six weeks.

    Each kid will play two sports
    and take either music or dance classes .

    There is no fast food.

    Each man must
    take care of his 3 kids; maintain his career ,
    keep his assigned house clean ,
    correct all homework ,
    complete science projects,
    cook ,
    do laundry,
    and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
    with not enough money.

    In addition,
    each man
    will have to budget enough money
    for groceries each week.

    Each man
    must remember the birthdays
    of all their friends and relatives ,
    and send cards out on time--no emailing .

    Each man must also take each child
    to a doctor's appointment ,
    a dentist appointment
    and a haircut appointment .

    He must make one unscheduled and
    inconvenient visit per child to the Emergency Room .

    He must also make cookies or cupcakes
    for a school function.

    Each man will be responsible for
    decorating his own assigned house,
    planting flowers outside,and keeping it
    presentable at all times.

    The men will only have access to television
    when the kids are asleep and all chores are done .

    The men must shave their legs ,

    wear makeup daily ,

    adorn themselves with jewelry,

    wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes ,

    keep fingernails polished,

    and eyebrows groomed

    During one of the six weeks ,

    the men will have to endure severe
    abdominal cramps, backaches, headaches,
    have extreme, unexplained mood swings
    but never once complain or slow down
    from other duties.

    They must attend weekly school meetings
    and church,
    and find time at least once to spend
    the afternoon at the park or a similar
    setting.


    They will need to read a book to the kids eachnight
    and in the morning,
    feed them ,
    dress them ,
    brush their teeth and
    comb their hair
    by 7:30 am.


    A test will be given
    at the end of the six weeks,
    and each father will be required to know
    all of the following information:
    each child's
    birthday,
    height, weight,
    shoe size, clothes size,
    doctor's name,
    the child's weight at birth,
    length, time of birth,
    and length of labor,
    each child's favorite color,
    middle name,
    favorite snack,
    favorite song,
    favorite drink,
    favorite toy,
    biggest fear,
    and what they want to be when they grow up.

    The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

    The last man wins only if...
    he still
    has enough energy
    to be intimate with his spouse
    at a moment's notice.


    If the last man does win,
    he can play the game over and over and over
    again for the next 18-25 years,
    eventually earning the right
    to be called Mother!


    After you get done laughing,
    send this to as many females as
    you think will get a kick out of it and
    as many men as you think can handle it.
    Just don't send it back to me....
    I'm going to bed


    :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
     

  2. holly_savage

    holly_savageBanned

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    now that would be a fun series to watch!
     
  3. Gadzukz

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    :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::Hysterical::Hysterical::Hysterical:

    Perfection! Where do I sign my hubby up?
     
  4. MissMySphynxBoys

    MissMySphynxBoysGold Lairian Notable Member

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    Bella07Banned

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    So funny!!!! I love it!
     
  6. susi794

    susi794Moderator Staff Member

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    I'd pay cold hard cash to be in the studio audience of that show lol.
     
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    ckutkuhn7Banned

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    :LOL:I don't have kids but still i can appreciate this!! Fantastic!! :ThumbsUp:

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  10. TanyaT

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    Yup sure would love to see that on tv!!:LOL::LOL:
     
  11. Nofuratu

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    They actually had a series filmed here in Atlantic Canada that was like that, except it was just for a week. It was called "The week the Women Went" I think....not sure if It played in the states. It was very funny!!!! Some of the guys with toddlers were just hilarious goofballs! Im hoping the series comes back again...

    My spouse had a hard time watching it though because he gets upset when men are stereotyped. Our family consists of us, his 3 kids, our sphynx and various other animals.......but he naturally gravitates towards more "motherly" duties. I dont have any maternal feelings to my step kids, although I love them very much....but Im very maternal with my sphynx.....So I prefer jobs like home renovations and yard work instead of cooking....

    We all joke about how Im motherly with our sphynx, and more of a guardian or organizer when it comes to the human children....

    Anyone else have blended families? Being a step parent is hard and there isnt much support or guidance out there.