The Sad Cat Diary
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@lealea, 
my Nakeds could add to the dairy -
" dear diary, our mum says it is "Spa Day" she takes great pleasure with the hylyt shampoo - doesn't she know we haaaate water and a little dirt never killed anyone! We like to run naked n dirty especially scoping out anything white to cuddle on! "Spa Day" she calls it.. Hmmmm.....We are not enthused by any name you humans call it "
my Nakeds could add to the dairy -" dear diary, our mum says it is "Spa Day" she takes great pleasure with the hylyt shampoo - doesn't she know we haaaate water and a little dirt never killed anyone! We like to run naked n dirty especially scoping out anything white to cuddle on! "Spa Day" she calls it.. Hmmmm.....We are not enthused by any name you humans call it "
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@lealea : very funny, thanks for sharing.
And my boys wants to add to the diary:
Dear diary, the authorities forbid us to hunt the little bird that fall out of the nest. We're sitting behind the window now, observing mommy bird feeding that baby bird. Baby bird belly is round and full and we're hungry. There's no logic to this. Think we're going to starve....
And my boys wants to add to the diary:
Dear diary, the authorities forbid us to hunt the little bird that fall out of the nest. We're sitting behind the window now, observing mommy bird feeding that baby bird. Baby bird belly is round and full and we're hungry. There's no logic to this. Think we're going to starve....
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You guys are hilarious!!
Cleo in particular would like to add:
"Dear diary,
The authorities are in the room where the food is kept in a locked cupboard. They are making weird, hot brown liquid and cruelly taunting us by pouring precious milk into it, to make what closely resembles a liquid mud. My belly is already empty and It's been at least 10 minutes since my last meal, yet they ignore my screams and begs for a mere morsel of sustenance, mocking me by miaowing back in human language, which I don't understand.
I'm certain tonight I will starve".
Cleo in particular would like to add:
"Dear diary,
The authorities are in the room where the food is kept in a locked cupboard. They are making weird, hot brown liquid and cruelly taunting us by pouring precious milk into it, to make what closely resembles a liquid mud. My belly is already empty and It's been at least 10 minutes since my last meal, yet they ignore my screams and begs for a mere morsel of sustenance, mocking me by miaowing back in human language, which I don't understand.
I'm certain tonight I will starve".
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Hahahaha, this is too funny!!! This guy also does the voice for "Dear Kitten" which is absolutely hilarious.
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Allready thought I regonized the voice!