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[GizmosMommy]

Ok I have had cats my whole life and I have never heard a cat fart...untik 5 mins ago that is. I picked Gizmo up off the kitchen floor to give him a kiss and he let one fly lmao!!! It sounded like something my husband would have done. I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts. Anyone else's cat ever do this?

 

[kroozkitty]

Mine do the "silent but deadly" type.... :meh:

 

[Catzzzmeow]

Never had mine do a real loud one, but a toot here and there yes...lol. With these guys even if you don't hear it, you will smell it...lol

Patti

 

[GizmosMommy]

Never had mine do a real loud one, but a toot here and there yes...lol. With these guys even if you don't hear it, you will smell it...lol

Patti

That's for sure!!!

 

[Ollie]

I hear a soft pffft....then the SMELL!

 

[GizmosMommy]

Such a lovely convo here lol

 

[1sphynxlover]

Yoda makes loud ones but I think the silent ones are more deadly. I hate when anyone comes over I'm afraid they don't think it could possibly be the cats.

 

[Emily0404]

Yep Luna makes really loud botty burps!

 

[andreanar]

I get the soft phhhhhttttt here, then the deadly smell. And its usually when I pick them up for a kiss! :yuck:

 

[GizmosMommy]

I think gizmo scared himself because he turned and looked at his butt like someone goosed him lmao

 

[curlysue]

Curly dose little poofs (as we call them) and Hairry lets them rip! He like to back his little butt up to your arm and fart then turn and give you this look as if he did nothing. Yes they all smell BAD!!!!!

 

[Bobbafett]

I haven't heard a fart yet!

Porsche was doing this thing where she'd fart every time I picked her up

 

[Ickushouse]

Little Eudo lets them slip silently and then acts really cool...
Of course they smell like roses!

 

[GizmosMommy]

I don't know why I laughed so hard lol...it totally sounded like a man fart haha

 

[GizmosMommy]

I don't know why I laughed so hard lol...it totally sounded like a man fart haha

 

[Ollie]

I don't know why I laughed so hard lol...it totally sounded like a man fart haha

Hahahahaaa only with sphynx owners could you discuss it...when company comes over they are horrified and shocked.

 

[Ollie]

I think gizmo scared himself because he turned and looked at his butt like someone goosed him lmao

Oh my I'm cracking up!!! Oliver toots under the blankets and comes racing out, even he can't take it!

 

[Cattitude]

I've never heard or smelled Yoko farting, but her "brother" Victor the Siamese expels enough brownhouse gasses for everyone in the house. :dead: He sits on the back of the couch with his rump pressed to my shoulder, in case I miss any of them.

 

[Embracing-Joyx4]

Unfortunately my kitties don't warn me I get knocked over the head with the odor and can't run for cover! And I think I have the stinkiest !3 of the 4 kitties are horrendous!

 

[GizmosMommy]

Oh my I'm cracking up!!! Oliver toots under the blankets and comes racing out, even he can't take it!

Omg that too funny lol

 

[GizmosMommy]

I feel lucky to know I'm not alone in this hahaha

 

[PrimateLove]

My girl are ladies and they don't fart at all....
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Ok...now that they are out of the room...they can clear the place. More so MiniE than Emma but both of those girls a one point have made me gag...ROFL

 

[muddpuddles01]

Lenore has disgusting "wet" farts that will make your eyes water, curl your hair, and peel paint off the walls. She lets them fly and then runs away from the stench because she can't stand her own brand! We call them her butt trumpets.

 

[GizmosMommy]

Lenore has disgusting "wet" farts that will make your eyes water, curl your hair, and peel paint off the walls. She lets them fly and then runs away from the stench because she can't stand her own brand! We call them her butt trumpets.

Sounds like she likes to toot her own horn lol

 

[Ollie]

Lenore has disgusting "wet" farts that will make your eyes water, curl your hair, and peel paint off the walls. She lets them fly and then runs away from the stench because she can't stand her own brand! We call them her butt trumpets.

K I know this a funny thread but does anyone's kitty literally have wet toots? I thought maybe because Ollie has had some tummy troubles in his short life that he accidentally lets a little poop slip with a toot...yucky but true, shhhh his dirty little secret but am I the only owner who checks bums when it smells bad? He is getting a lot better but still had a little accident last week :-(.