Grabby little Sphynx

[lunasmum]

Lunas been very naughty this morning and Ive only been up for 20minutes lol, shes already dialed 000 and knocked the phone off the hook calling the police lmao, shredded my new box of tissues, torn a curtain trying to get a bird outside, dived into her litter box spreading litter all over the kitchen, used her paws to grab my bowl of cereal and pour it over me and grabbed my nose ring coz it looked shiney and like a new toy (which has been firmly stuck in my nose for atleast 7 years) ouch! ...... its safe to say she loves me..... and is crazy lol

Todays her weekly bath, ear and nail clean and clip day too, this is going to be fun lol

 

[muddpuddles01]

Bahahahahaha!!! I wish I had that much energy in the mornings! Sounds like she's trying her best to keep you on your toes! I think a really intense play session might be in order!

 

[ElvirasMum]

dialing 000 summons the Police? Is that like the U.S. 911?
Yes, she certainly sounds like a handful this morning!!!!!!!

 

[PunkNdisorderly]

dialing 000 summons the Police? Is that like the U.S. 911?
Yes, she certainly sounds like a handful this morning!!!!!!!

Yep 000 is Australia's emergency number.

 

[PunkNdisorderly]

Goodluck with bath time XD maybe run her around a bit before hand!

 

[Trinity]

Wow, I'm exhausted already, just reading this. LOL, and I thought my little girl has a lot of engery.



Dave...

 

[ElvirasMum]

Yep 000 is Australia's emergency number.

Well thank you Darlin'!!!!!!!!!!! Learned something new today!

 

[lunasmum]

its not the first time shes called the police either the first time she was meowing alot so they knew i wasnt prank calling them, but this being the 6th or 7th time shes gunna start getting me in trouble lmao, shes worn herself out taking running jumps at the carpet in the kitchen and sliding with it lol

 

[lunasmum]

oh i spoke too soon, just got claws in my ankle, time too clip them i think lmao

 

[SphynxKid]

Sounds like she's on a roll, and needs to share some of her morning zip with Sparti, who was falling asleep on the job earlier!

And, if it makes you feel ANY better, Moses doesn't dial the police, but he faxes people his bum, or whatever is on the scanner A LOT. I've come home to up to 11 pages of fax confirmation on some days. He tends to use the last dialed number, which is luckily my work number, but not always! Some days, he just sits on the fax machine and it rings and rings and rings, louder and softer as he adjusts the volume, lol. He for some reason loves the feel of sittng on the screen and the feel of the buttons under his paws. I akways know what he has been up to because the fax spits out receipt confirmations..."Oh, so sorry boss, no, i really didnt mean to fax you a picture of my hairless cats tail and testicles, no sir, i'm really sorry you got 7 copies of that sir, yes i'll wash his butt immediately."

:Laugh:

Jen

 

[lunasmum]

rotfl thank god i dont own a fax, i wouldnt be able to explain that, how smart our cats are, its actually disturbing im starting to think humans arnt the smartest after all haha

Lunas still tearing around a good 5-6 hours later, shes even peed on the floor for the first time ever because i didnt smooth out the litter in her tray to her standards, such a princess

 

[lunasmum]

unbelievable, shes just had her bath and half way through jumped out onto my head, soaking me and the bathroom, then proceeded to run around just to make sure there wernt any dry spots, shes soaked my past pair of jeans so i now look like ive wet my pants, such a monster today!

 

[Graddydani]

haha!! Gotta love her! But rather that than some lazy moody cat. She is keeping you busy and alert. She is too adorable

 

[ZiggyStardust]

Wow!! She's sure full of piss and vinegar today! (Showing my age with that old saying ) Giz runs around like a mad man and wants to play a lot in the morning, but he slows down after a bit. Good luck trying to clip those claws!

 

[ZiggyStardust]

Sounds like she's on a roll, and needs to share some of her morning zip with Sparti, who was falling asleep on the job earlier!

And, if it makes you feel ANY better, Moses doesn't dial the police, but he faxes people his bum, or whatever is on the scanner A LOT. I've come home to up to 11 pages of fax confirmation on some days. He tends to use the last dialed number, which is luckily my work number, but not always! Some days, he just sits on the fax machine and it rings and rings and rings, louder and softer as he adjusts the volume, lol. He for some reason loves the feel of sittng on the screen and the feel of the buttons under his paws. I akways know what he has been up to because the fax spits out receipt confirmations..."Oh, so sorry boss, no, i really didnt mean to fax you a picture of my hairless cats tail and testicles, no sir, i'm really sorry you got 7 copies of that sir, yes i'll wash his butt immediately."

:Laugh:

Jen

OMG! I cried laughing so hard!

 

[lunasmum]

managed to clean and clip her nails even with her wingeing like i was trying to kill her, her ears were the hardest part, i put the epi-otic in and before i could act she shook her head and it went straight in my eye lol, its just been a fine day with the monster, but shes now all chilled out purring like a motorboat all sparkly clean and fresh smelling like a babys bottom, shame this time tomorrow shes gunna have a brown belly lol dirty little sphynx

 

[PrimateLove]

Sounds like she's on a roll, and needs to share some of her morning zip with Sparti, who was falling asleep on the job earlier!

And, if it makes you feel ANY better, Moses doesn't dial the police, but he faxes people his bum, or whatever is on the scanner A LOT. I've come home to up to 11 pages of fax confirmation on some days. He tends to use the last dialed number, which is luckily my work number, but not always! Some days, he just sits on the fax machine and it rings and rings and rings, louder and softer as he adjusts the volume, lol. He for some reason loves the feel of sittng on the screen and the feel of the buttons under his paws. I akways know what he has been up to because the fax spits out receipt confirmations..."Oh, so sorry boss, no, i really didnt mean to fax you a picture of my hairless cats tail and testicles, no sir, i'm really sorry you got 7 copies of that sir, yes i'll wash his butt immediately."

:Laugh:


Jen

That is too funny!

 

[PrimateLove]

Lunasmum - Sounds like you have a wild one on your hands It's amazing how much terror they can cause, but how loveable and forgivable they are

 

[Inflamed]

From one extreme to the other, love it

 

[Hairless Blessing]

managed to clean and clip her nails even with her wingeing like i was trying to kill her, her ears were the hardest part, i put the epi-otic in and before i could act she shook her head and it went straight in my eye lol, its just been a fine day with the monster, but shes now all chilled out purring like a motorboat all sparkly clean and fresh smelling like a babys bottom, shame this time tomorrow shes gunna have a brown belly lol dirty little sphynx

Usually giving a bath will calm them down.
If she acts up again, threaten her with a bath.

 

[ElvirasMum]

Sounds like she's on a roll, and needs to share some of her morning zip with Sparti, who was falling asleep on the job earlier!

And, if it makes you feel ANY better, Moses doesn't dial the police, but he faxes people his bum, or whatever is on the scanner A LOT. I've come home to up to 11 pages of fax confirmation on some days. He tends to use the last dialed number, which is luckily my work number, but not always! Some days, he just sits on the fax machine and it rings and rings and rings, louder and softer as he adjusts the volume, lol. He for some reason loves the feel of sittng on the screen and the feel of the buttons under his paws. I akways know what he has been up to because the fax spits out receipt confirmations..."Oh, so sorry boss, no, i really didnt mean to fax you a picture of my hairless cats tail and testicles, no sir, i'm really sorry you got 7 copies of that sir, yes i'll wash his butt immediately."

:Laugh:

Jen

Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I laughed so hard I cried, and couldn't breathe, and couldn't successfully read this out loud [to my very annoyed husband who wanted to know what I found so darn amusing but couldn't articulate until the 3rd or 4th try]
I also had to calm down so I could type this.
I'll never look at the printer/scanner/fax the same way again!!!

 

[curlysue]

LOL...ElvirasMum I am right there with ya!! I laughed so hard!!

It's funny how they get into things (maybe not at the time) and have little they enjoy without us humans understanding. In the last week Hairry Yoda has started sitting on the corner of the counter and slapping anyone who walks by... The first time I thought it was funny now you will hear a "SLAP" when he hits you walking by. He doesn't do it all the time but he has done it about 6 times.

 

[lunasmum]

lmao i love the slap noise they make when they hit you, luna smacked me across the face once when i was dangling a mouse, it was a GIVE ME THAT MOUSE NOW!! slap lol i couldnt get mad the noise cracked me up too much lol

 

[muddpuddles01]

I akways know what he has been up to because the fax spits out receipt confirmations..."Oh, so sorry boss, no, i really didnt mean to fax you a picture of my hairless cats tail and testicles, no sir, i'm really sorry you got 7 copies of that sir, yes i'll wash his butt immediately."

I've had some bosses that I WISH I could have done this to on purpose and claimed it was an accident! Jen, the next time I get a crappy boss, can I borrow Moses and your fax machine?

 

[SphynxKid]

I've had some bosses that I WISH I could have done this to on purpose and claimed it was an accident! Jen, the next time I get a crappy boss, can I borrow Moses and your fax machine?

He is ALL yours! Otherwise, he is a sweety!!! Moses, not my boss, just wanted to clarify that, in case there was any question.

Jen