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Okay...this is what I came home to today. Only one of the kitties plays with mice...any guesses...oh and yes this is the same kitty who was using the new water bowl as a finger bowl. Poor mouse :( What does her lawyer have to say about this crime? LOL. ImageUploadedByTapatalk HD1369172606.381039.jpg
 

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Too funny. Our big furry kitty Sneaks steals craft pom poms out of my daughter's craft drawers and puts them in the food and water bowls. Silly kitties!
 

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There is no evidence of mouse-icide. The mouse was obviously suicidal.

Either that or he was taunting her, in which case, the mouse was totally asking for it. It was a crime of passion! Not guilty!
 

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There is no evidence of mouse-icide. The mouse was obviously suicidal.

Either that or he was taunting her, in which case, the mouse was totally asking for it. It was a crime of passion! Not guilty!

LMAO...suicidal mouse, I think not! Funny thing is I stopped on the way home to buy a couple of new litter boxes, extra food, and I couldn't resist buying 2 more of these mice...she loves them and runs around carrying them. I figure the cat sitter can break them out when we are away on vacation next week because the others will end up under the stove. I tried to wring the thing out, but it was a goner.
 

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Lenore carries around her mousies too! She runs around with them and serenades them before brutally maiming them... It's hysterical!
 

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There is no evidence of mouse-icide. The mouse was obviously suicidal.

Either that or he was taunting her, in which case, the mouse was totally asking for it. It was a crime of passion! Not guilty!

Bravo my self-appointed defence associate, I am now promoting you to a full partner in my firm...

We are now Buck, Naked & Lenore at Law

It was completely obvious that the emotional strain that the mouse had and the warning signs of depression went unaddressed. The mouse had been crying out for help for months. His life began in a plastic baggie and YOU brought him home with the sole intent to be an abused mouse for life, what do you think would happen? Did you think he would go on in life with this horrific sentence or just go ahead and end it via the water bowl? If I were in his paws, I know what I would have done,..*stare*

The 2 issues I see here:

1. YOU MOM sentenced him to death by throwing him to the cats (they are cats, they were doing what cats do)

and

2. YOU MOM provided him with the idea of drowning by giving him the never ending water bowel that gave him the idea.

I have a feeling MOM that you tossed the suicide note to ride the house of evidence. So again, case and point that YOU MOM are guilty of this heinous crime,YOU MOM
 
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I think Jouet was just giving that mousie a bath. She didn't have any way of knowing that mousies can't swim. No jury in the world would convict her.
 

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I think Jouet was just giving that mousie a bath. She didn't have any way of knowing that mousies can't swim. No jury in the world would convict her.

Hey Susi....Let me know if you have ever had an interest in joing a great legal team :Cool:
 

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Bravo my self-appointed defence associate, I am now promoting you to a full partner in my firm...

We are now Buck, Naked & Lenore at Law

It was completely obvious that the emotional strain that the mouse had and the warning signs of depression went unaddressed. The mouse had been crying out for help for months. His life began in a plastic baggie and YOU brought him home with the sole intent to be an abused mouse for life, what do you think would happen? Did you think he would go on in life with this horrific sentence or just go ahead and end it via the water bowl? If I were in his paws, I know what I would have done,..*stare*

The 2 issues I see here:

1. YOU MOM sentenced him to death by throwing him to the cats (they are cats, they were doing what cats do)

and

2. YOU MOM provided him with the idea of drowning by giving him the never ending water bowel that gave him the idea.

I have a feeling MOM that you tossed the suicide note to ride the house of evidence. So again, case and point that YOU MOM are guilty of this heinous crime,YOU MOM

I was waiting for your spin on this. Ohh but I must say you have to say GREAT Law Firm name....lol.

How dare you accuse me the innocent of doing nothing but making my baby girl happy...lol. That mouse was sick he had contracted some odd disease and developed green spots and I am now reporting his brother mouse has purple spots. It is a precursor to mice going off the deep end I tell you. It is only a matter of time until she puts them all out of their misery...lol.

Thanks for the fun...2 weeks in a row I have accused Jouët of being guilty of something...there might just be a pattern developing...lol. But as I will always say...she is guilty of having my heart.
 
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Buck, Naked & Lenore at law
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I gotta a kick out of this
I'm sure it was the mouse. Those colored spots are indicative of a disease that leads little more to suicide. Expecially by drowning.
 

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Bravo my self-appointed defence associate, I am now promoting you to a full partner in my firm...

We are now Buck, Naked & Lenore at Law

It was completely obvious that the emotional strain that the mouse had and the warning signs of depression went unaddressed. The mouse had been crying out for help for months. His life began in a plastic baggie and YOU brought him home with the sole intent to be an abused mouse for life, what do you think would happen? Did you think he would go on in life with this horrific sentence or just go ahead and end it via the water bowl? If I were in his paws, I know what I would have done,..*stare*

The 2 issues I see here:

1. YOU MOM sentenced him to death by throwing him to the cats (they are cats, they were doing what cats do)

and

2. YOU MOM provided him with the idea of drowning by giving him the never ending water bowel that gave him the idea.

I have a feeling MOM that you tossed the suicide note to ride the house of evidence. So again, case and point that YOU MOM are guilty of this heinous crime,YOU MOM

YES!!!! We should make t-shirts...
 
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:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: you guys are hilarious!! I'm glad Juju has been found innocent. If there is a person out there who accuses her of anything well they can just go and jump right off the plank :BigSmile:
 

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:BigSmile:
Can I join the legal team plz?
Is the pay good?
Can I commute from UK?

You bet, you can head up our international branch.

Buck,Naked & Lenore at Law International :BigSmile:

Depending on the case, we pay from catnip to a complete cat tree overhaul :Smile:
 

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You bet, you can head up our international branch.

Buck,Naked & Lenore at Law International :BigSmile:

Depending on the case, we pay from catnip to a complete cat tree overhaul :Smile:

I will definitely be of great service to the defense team as I have experience in Mysti mischief. I will provide my professional behavioral analysis for a small fee of course ;)
 
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