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ElvirasMum

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Hi my friends, this is Elvira here, I's not being naughty, but I's has something very important to tell you.
You see friends, today was mummie's first day of "time-share" so mummie got to work from home today.
It was a very exciting day for me, Elvira, because mummie didn't has to leave the house to gos to work, she gots to work from here and that made me very happy.
I does not like it when mummie leaves the house withouts me. It makes me very sad and then I cries :Cry: and then daddy has to tell me he's still home so I don't cries so much. But I misses my mummie.
But last nights, mummie came home with a strange bag she doesn't carries ever before that Elvira sees. Mummie talks about how theres a laptops in it. I does not care for laptops, I prefer to be on mummies lap. :Angry:
So this mornings mummie wakes up, and goes downstairs in the back room that Elvira was not alloweds in because she was "paintings" and "cleanings" and "putting downs new carpets" but now all that is finished so I can go in it with mummie!!! :ThumbsUp:
Then, even betters, mummie opens the strange bags and pulls out the laptops and connects it to some delicious looking wires and leaves it on the desk!
Mummie tells Elvira not to chew the wires. :Sad:
Whiles mummie was working on her laptops, Elvira helps in the office. First, I chases a paperclip around on the floor. The new carpets is very good for paperclip chasings. Then, I takes a nap on the desk. After I wakes up from my nap, I bat mummie's pen across the desk until it falls on the floor. I was surprised until mummie laughed and picked it up. I stole mummie's chair while this was happening so mummie let me sits on her lap while she works some more.
Then I takes another nap on the new carpets in a nice spot of sunshine.
Olivia the mean comes in a growls at me until I moves over a bit and then we shares the sunshine. [I told mummie it are not fair, I was in the sunshine firsts; but, mummie says I have to learn to get alongs with Olivia. sigh.]
Next, the UPS man finally delivered my stroller after he couldn't finds the house yesterday. I don't know if I's believes him, I thinks our house is easy to find, I lives here after all!
Mummie was able to stops working and put my stroller togethers. It is delightful. But Olivia had to check it out too. :Angry:
Then mummie finally finished up her workday and all she had to do was close the laptops on the desk.
Mummie didn't has to drive anywhere and gots to spend lots of time with Elvira!!!
I so happy! And mummie says if her boss is nice, this can becomes a weekly thing!!!:Cool:
Mummie says I has to go to beds now, after all I's still a baby kitty!!!

Love from your friend,
Elvira
 

ElvirasMum

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Aw Elvy! I bet your the bestest office helper EVER! You can come help at my house! I don't have to leave!

It are true, I's a great office helper. I's also a great laundry helper, an expert at the dishes-washer, but I runs away when mummie makes tea using the mean counter-dweller called "Keurig." I don't knows why mummie doesn't get scared when she puts her cup on the bottom pushes the button and it says "grrrrrrrrrr" for a whiles and then it spits into her cup!
I think that are mean, but apparently mummie likes "Keurig spits"

Mummie says I has to get my wrinkly butt backs to beds or I are grounded! Sometimes life are a suck when you only 5 months old! :Sad:
 

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LOL!! Lucky Elvira! Soon you will be coalating and alphabetising.....Your mom is very lucky to have you as an office assistant!

Lily are teaching me the "ABC" song but I gets distracted when she sings "M&M"s because I wants M&Ms but I are not allowed to have anys because they are made of something called "chocolate" and "chocolate" is aka "not Elvira food." sigh.
 

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Yay Elvira! I need Emma to get some work tips from you, she tends to destroy more than help :BigSmile:

Enjoy your mommie time!

Tell Emma that post-its notes are not tasting good. I bited into some and said "pthcuk!" Treats are tasting so much betters!
If you keeps some toys in a drawer, when Emma gets boreds you can toss her a toy and it might keep her busy for a whiles.
Mummie didn't think I'd has as much fun as I did with the paperclip! :Wink2:
 

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Amazingly Elvy's spelling is impeccable, but the grammar and syntax??? Tsk tsk. Maybe going to school with the nearly-grown-up Lily might help?:LOL: After all, you do want to continue to grow in your new career as a personal assistant, don't you?
 
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Amazingly Elvy's spelling is impeccable, but the grammar and syntax??? Tsk tsk. Maybe going to school with the nearly-grown-up Lily might help?:LOL:

:LOL::LOL:
Lily are nearly-grown up!!!
Mummie says she's 8 going on 37!
I really trying to be goods at computer postings but I's only 5 months old! And the computer tells me when I spells words wrong and mummie helps me pick the right one if theres more than 1 on the list!
:LOL:
 

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It are true, I's a great office helper. I's also a great laundry helper, an expert at the dishes-washer, but I runs away when mummie makes tea using the mean counter-dweller called "Keurig." I don't knows why mummie doesn't get scared when she puts her cup on the bottom pushes the button and it says "grrrrrrrrrr" for a whiles and then it spits into her cup!
I think that are mean, but apparently mummie likes "Keurig spits"

Mummie says I has to get my wrinkly butt backs to beds or I are grounded! Sometimes life are a suck when you only 5 months old! :Sad:

I like the Keurig spits, too. Mudd is afraid of it!

Elvy my dear, sometimes life are a suck no matter how old you are!
 

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Your mommy's lucky! My babies would love it if I could work from home. Hope her boss is nice and lets her continue! :ThumbsUp: You'll become a top-rate assistant in no time! :LOL: Tell mommy to get some pictures of you in the stroller. :Wink2:
 

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Your mommy's lucky! My babies would love it if I could work from home. Hope her boss is nice and lets her continue! :ThumbsUp: You'll become a top-rate assistant in no time! :LOL: Tell mommy to get some pictures of you in the stroller. :Wink2:

Oh to take Elvira pictures mummie has to finds the Nikon. She know it in this house somewheres; but, she cannot remembers where she putted it. She has to hides it from me on account of my liking to "bite" and "kill" and "harm" the wrist strap.
.sigh.
 

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WOW!! Elvy, Graddy and I are thoroughly impressed with your work recounting! Graddy just suggested that you start your own blog because he loves how cutely you speak and he is sure that you make an amazing personal assistant. That is evident :Wink2: He says you don't have to share of you don't want but I told him not to teach you his bad manners...tsk tsk! You are such a bright 5 month old and WE LOVE YOU!! Thank you for taking time before beddy bye's to share your 'work' :Kiss:
 

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You are such a good girl Elvira! But Lucifer & Samael wanted to share a secret with you: you don't have to help momma if you don't want to, you'll get yummie treats anyway because you are so cute! But they also said not to share this secret sshhh or they will get in trouble!!
 
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