My Favorite Sauna!!

[Cleopatra Beers]

Hi Ever'body!!! Cleopatra here!! I wanna tell you all about my favorite sauna!! See, mom an' dad have a little part of the baffroom wit a glass door thats always cloudy (mom says it's supposed to be like dat) an' a place up waaay high where water comes out like rainy!!!!! It's called a shower!!! It also has a seat to sit on!!!!! And it has slippery tiles onna walls so scorpions can't climb them an' fall down sos I c'n hunt em!!!!! Yum!! Annyways, almost every day mom or daddy or my hooman brudder Adam get inna shower place an' make hot watter come outta rainy place!!!! Then I sit outside it an' I cry an' I stand up tall against the glass door an' I fuss A LOT so they don't drowned inna all that watter!!!
But the bestest part is after they turn off the rainy part, they open the door an' I GETTA GO INNA SHOWER!!!! I sits onna seat an' I play wit' the watter drops from wet cloths an' I drink some watter an' I get a nice steamy sauna!!!!!! It feels soooo good an' nice an' I looove it!!!!!! It's my fav sauna!!!! It's lots better than those nasty ol' baths mom insists I need! An' some days I getta do my sauna 3 times!!!!! It's sooo fun!! Does anybuddy else getta sauna like me??!!??

An' I gotta say Hi to all my buddies: Elvy, Livvy an' Lily; My Cali Boyz Vegas an' Pharoah; Mz Susi an' her gang; Moses an' Fluffy; My Paris Boyz Graddy an' Hugo; Darwin; Lenore; an' mommy sez this is getting too looong, sos Hi to ALL the Sphynxies in the Sphynxlair Universe!!!!!!! Love Cleo, The Scorpion Hunter!!!!

 

[lucylue]

Cute! Lucy says hi.

 

[shunterx]

Haha, I love this! Osiris says Hi Cleopatra He doesn't like that sauna at all!

 

[muddpuddles01]

Aww! Cleo, I'm so glad you enjoy your sauna! That sounds so nice! I wish I had one! You keep up the good work with your scorpion hunting! Muah!

 

[ElvirasMum]

Hai mah friend Cleo, it sounds like your sauna is a grand adventure! My mum has the flu and daddy and Lily had to give me a baff this week! I were a big giant cry baby hoping dad would fall for it and let me go without the baff. No such luck!!!!!!!!!!!
I gots to go, Liv is trying to make off with my crinkle ball!

Love frum, Elvy

 

[ZiggyStardust]

Toofies and me like our sauna too. We cries and push on the door until they let us in. I likes to play wif the water that's left but Toofies likes to drink it. We don't like baffs tho. Mama and Daddy say we need one, but I fink we're just fine with the sauna. I get my tootsies, tail and bum wet. Isn't that enough?

 

[SphynxKid]

Loving the scorpion hunter logo! So cute! Moses and Fluffy want to come for a visit since they are lonely since I have been in the hospital since Friday after my treatment. Doc said maybe home tomorrow! Maybe Moses would get cleaner in the sauna than he would avoiding his baths at home!!

Jen

 

[Inflamed]

Samael likes to go in the sauna too and drink the leftover water. Glad you enjoy your sauna Cleo, did you know it makes you even more beautiful? (not that you could be any more beautiful)

 

[heidi74]

we have a three sided glass shower and spike thinks if he scratches enuff he will find his own way in. he also likes the sonna after my shower. and my poof i always find it on the floor.

 

[Cleopatra Beers]

Hi again ever'buddy!!! Mommy came home tonite all tired acause of her kids havin' a fashion show last week an' acause of havin' to give these things called grades!!! I dunno--are grades like salmon?!?
Anyhoo while mommy's sleepin' I wanna say thanks to ever'one who posted to me!!! Thankee Lucy an' Osiris!!! Thanks Ms Jess an' Lenore!!! I'm trainin' for doze scorpions to wake up!!! Hi Elvy!!! Is your mum better? I c'n send her a baby scorpion!!! That'll make her all better!!! Sorry 'bout your baff-I didn't hafta have 1 yestiday acause mom was soo bizzy!!! Hee hee hee!! Hi Gizzy an' Toofies!!! How are my NC boyz!!! I like that u like saunas too!!! They's fun!!! Hi Ms Jen!!! Get better quick an' home fer Moses an' Fluffy!!! They c'n come play wit me!!! We c'n hunt scorpionz!!! Hi Ms Liz an' Samael!!! Yeah mum says my sauna makes me real purty!!! Hi Spike an' Ms Heidi!! Your sauna makes Spike look realpolitik handsome!!! I looove handsome boyz!!!!
Luv y'all!!! Cleopatra the Great!!!!

 

[assibassi]

thats so funny !!!!!!

Mine keeps going in my shower after i am done too and chases the Waterdrops . Its too funny!!
Hairy makes his feet clean like that now every day .
He just started that recently ....

 

[muddpuddles01]

Cleo, I am SO glad to see that you're finally going by your full title of Cleopatra the Great!! That makes me smile!!

 

[susi794]

Hi Cleo,
This is Junie B. I likes the ledge on da bafftub whyle my mom iz taking a baff wit da bubbles comin from da sides and da bottum ov the bafftub. it iz almosst like a sauna--sumtimze it gets water up in da aire and the whole bafftub starts to shake and my mom laze downs in da water all da way unders it--even her faice! da baffroom fills all up wif steeem and it feels reeel good too. it makes wet on my mirrer, sos I can draw pitchers on it wif my paws. I like it! sumtimes my mom lets me lick the water drips on her handz two.
loves you cleo,
junie b

 

[PrimateLove]

Cllleeeoooo....Es Emma!!! I's was chucken mai post ands saw joos post! I's don't gets a sauna ats mai house cuz daddy takes his baffs in a glass box ands Maw only takes baffs in de same baff I's baff in. I's so happy joo take care of dose scorpions, dey scares me so. Joo so brave and will always be SOTW (sphynx of the world) foreeva

Hugs

Emma Leigh

 

[KitCatty]

This be Mysti Monster (mom calls me this cuz she says I s naughty). I don't think I s too naughty Blaze my fluffy broder with the funny ears n face is more naughty than me! (He eats out of the lidder bx n poops on mommys floor). Anwy this be me n I wants you to no I gets to sit in the bafroom with my broders, my betrothed n my fluffy sister n watch mommy n daddy sauna!!!! We don't have glass bx just funny thing that moves n makes swishy sounds. We play in water after sauna times done n mommy gets mad cuz we leave Sphynxie paw prints in the baftub!!!!

 

[PrimateLove]

This be Mysti Monster (mom calls me this cuz she says I s naughty). I don't think I s too naughty Blaze my fluffy broder with the funny ears n face is more naughty than me! (He eats out of the lidder bx n poops on mommys floor). Anwy this be me n I wants you to no I gets to sit in the bafroom with my broders, my betrothed n my fluffy sister n watch mommy n daddy sauna!!!! We don't have glass bx just funny thing that moves n makes swishy sounds. We play in water after sauna times done n mommy gets mad cuz we leave Sphynxie paw prints in the baftub!!!!

I's too leave sphynxie paw prints in teh bafftub for Maw to have to cleans...tee hee

 

[KitCatty]

I's too leave sphynxie paw prints in teh bafftub for Maw to have to cleans...tee hee

I aso dumps human baf gooies n gets it n the tub!!! That makes mom xstra mad!!!

 

[Graddydani]

Cleo is this the secret to your beauty?? Daily saunas and not just once but up to three times a day?! I didn't understand when Hugo use to ask if I was ever coming back every time I got into the shower but you've shed some light. Now I know. Hugo dashes into the shower after we're done too and pretends he is digging to china so then we have sphynxie foot prints EVERYWHERE and this makes both him and Graddy so very happy. Graddy prefers the actual 'rain' but Hugo is a sauna lovah, just like you. Maybe it's a tux thing?

We all send tons of love to the whole Beers household (extra purrs for you miss Model) (from the boyzzz)