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Once upon a time in Sphynx-fairytail-land there was a plethora of beautiful minnows who wish they had some new toys-ones that were cat like. Then, they would play all -through out the night, running and jumping high chasing Fetchie"s tail. Suddenly, they saw a Mermaid with KingTriton, swimming through the wall, begging for catfish tails that looked curiously hairy. Meanwhile, 158 Sphynx wannabe's jumped inside the gargantuan sunken haunted submarine filled with delicious cans filled with cheeseburgers and broccoli sauce. These crazy hairless cats were excited about jumping on trampolines, however, pouncing made their little feet tender and black. Sometimes they dance late and party like rock-stars! But never are they allowed any booze or fun, until King Sphynx decided it after spontaneous hairballs exploded everywhere.
Later after bathtime something funny appeared beside their marshmallow beds, and they giggled. They ran into the wall and slid across the golden shell-strewn ocean, suddenly they sang "Part Cat, Part Monkey, motioning for gesticulation movements. When suddenly someone kissed their foreheads, leaving pink fangmarks behind their eyebrows. Vampires crept throughout the house slowly, muttering Latin song lyrics. They left cereal trails everywhere. Fairies sprinkled glitter catnip around their coffins so the goblins wouldnt maliciously tickle the Chimichonga's paws. Suddenly Sphynxes were scattering skittles all askew. Werewolves appeared and brought Moonpies because they hopelessly sought sweets for little Sphynxes.
After a catnap, kittens swam across the enchanted pond quietly contemplating life. When chaos erupted everyone darted skyward out of cannons towards cloudy bright UFO'S carrying pink Poodles with rhinestone tiaras. Jealously overcame the kitties and they attacked like crazed sharks snatching their prey. Beautiful naked paws tiptoed onto the spaceship with knapsacks, bubble bath, Poprocks & ice cream. Tiaras, nailpolish, diamonds, all things shiny!
Grabbing huge pliers that pried tightly open spacecraft, wow-shamWow! Scrumdiddlyumptious! They stole diamonds and jewel-crusted bananas and pinky rings that glowed red like fire. Next looted pink Poodle Pierogies, kielbasa and kapusta.
Whenever the poodles tiaras fell, kittburglers snickered slyly and snapped open little creamsicles colored in brilliant dayglow tie-dyed. After finally leaving outerspace the chimmichongas threw glitter-dust into the volcano, causing brilliant eruptions colored entirely red. Awesome!
While eating ravenously, lightning had struck, crashing down a humongous tree. Afterwards, they explored the eerie hole that housed numerous mice. There were some droppings scattered everywhere.Strange Playmates began to explore Jambalaya Island's, $100.00 slot machines that dropped giant lollipops made of dehydrated papayas. Other's flew, extremely fast to pick out fantastic gum balls.
By ducking under a mushroom that was made of sparkly toothpaste, they dined extravagantly upon some scrumptious turkey legs, some Mcstink tuna, and chicken.
If one of them entered the casino, they were just as likely to be fed a great meal as they were to be...ticketed.
Charged with fake pedigrees they whined quietly while onlookers decided whether to give them catisfactions and belly-rubs or looks of RUN. The onlookers suddenly, cautiously and with slingshots ran away.
At Once, They all turned into bats.
Which _________ Flew out to the Ycatan Penensula where... Tortoises started to throw horseshoes For exercise.
Then all at once appeared a giant yellow MOTH
Later after bathtime something funny appeared beside their marshmallow beds, and they giggled. They ran into the wall and slid across the golden shell-strewn ocean, suddenly they sang "Part Cat, Part Monkey, motioning for gesticulation movements. When suddenly someone kissed their foreheads, leaving pink fangmarks behind their eyebrows. Vampires crept throughout the house slowly, muttering Latin song lyrics. They left cereal trails everywhere. Fairies sprinkled glitter catnip around their coffins so the goblins wouldnt maliciously tickle the Chimichonga's paws. Suddenly Sphynxes were scattering skittles all askew. Werewolves appeared and brought Moonpies because they hopelessly sought sweets for little Sphynxes.
After a catnap, kittens swam across the enchanted pond quietly contemplating life. When chaos erupted everyone darted skyward out of cannons towards cloudy bright UFO'S carrying pink Poodles with rhinestone tiaras. Jealously overcame the kitties and they attacked like crazed sharks snatching their prey. Beautiful naked paws tiptoed onto the spaceship with knapsacks, bubble bath, Poprocks & ice cream. Tiaras, nailpolish, diamonds, all things shiny!
Grabbing huge pliers that pried tightly open spacecraft, wow-shamWow! Scrumdiddlyumptious! They stole diamonds and jewel-crusted bananas and pinky rings that glowed red like fire. Next looted pink Poodle Pierogies, kielbasa and kapusta.
Whenever the poodles tiaras fell, kittburglers snickered slyly and snapped open little creamsicles colored in brilliant dayglow tie-dyed. After finally leaving outerspace the chimmichongas threw glitter-dust into the volcano, causing brilliant eruptions colored entirely red. Awesome!
While eating ravenously, lightning had struck, crashing down a humongous tree. Afterwards, they explored the eerie hole that housed numerous mice. There were some droppings scattered everywhere.Strange Playmates began to explore Jambalaya Island's, $100.00 slot machines that dropped giant lollipops made of dehydrated papayas. Other's flew, extremely fast to pick out fantastic gum balls.
By ducking under a mushroom that was made of sparkly toothpaste, they dined extravagantly upon some scrumptious turkey legs, some Mcstink tuna, and chicken.
If one of them entered the casino, they were just as likely to be fed a great meal as they were to be...ticketed.
Charged with fake pedigrees they whined quietly while onlookers decided whether to give them catisfactions and belly-rubs or looks of RUN. The onlookers suddenly, cautiously and with slingshots ran away.
At Once, They all turned into bats.
Which _________ Flew out to the Ycatan Penensula where... Tortoises started to throw horseshoes For exercise.
Then all at once appeared a giant yellow MOTH
