New alarm clock...

[NakedNinja]

I have sleep apnea, and use a CPAP mask at night so I don't snore, choke, gag and die.

The past two mornings I've been awakened by a little naked paw blocking the air outflow valve on my mask....which causes me to choke, gag and die.

"Hey mom, wake up and feed me or I'll kill you in your sleep."

 

[sphynxie]

OMG- I felt bad for you and laughed at the same time. He must be really hungry to go that far

 

[linepp]

These creatures sure know how to get what they want, don't they??!!

 

[gothicmist]

haha love what he "says" ahahahah

 

[pooner]

I can't help but to laugh
Gabriel you need to behave!!

 

[Misses Pinkerton]

These sphynxies are something else!!

 

[ckutkuhn7]

Wow, I couldn't help but laugh either. Sorry!! It is funny that they know exactly how to wake us up no matter what! lol

 

[Jennifer]

Thats funny, not the dying part but the cat waking you up. It could be worse, instead of a naked paw, it could be a naked bum sitting on your outflow hole.

 

[ktate88]

I'm sorry you get so rudely awakened, but his comments are so funny!!

 

[kiennasmom]

No snooze button on THAT alarm clock!!

 

[susi794]

OMG, I almost wet my pants laughing...what a hoot! "I'll kill you in your sleep!" Too funny. I'm sorry that amuses me so much, but that just drew belly laughs. Thanks so much for making me laugh. I needed that.

 

[MissMySphynxBoys]

Oh my goodness. What a way to wake up; gasping and choking for air. Naughty little evil geniuses Sphynx are when it comes to getting what they want.

 

[apcolleen]

HAAAHAHAHAH!!! well luckily youre getting more air than youre used to. I know many people w cpap machines. whether they USE them is up for debate but... glad your pink kitty knows how to wake you for fooding lol

 

[Hairless Blessing]

Now thats funny.

 

[Nofuratu]

Thats hilarious! I hope Nofuratu doesnt read this thread...daddy uses a CPAP every night as well.....
Of course now I know how to wake up my husband in a hurry! LOL

Adventures of A Naked Cat

 

[spygirl]

OMG, that is too funny! I'm so glad I don't have to wear one anymore... Now that Frankenstein and Sophie are friends, I shudder at the thought of what they would plan...

 

[bellasmom]

Bad Kitty!!

 

[NakedNinja]

Don't feel bad for laughing...I wouldn't have posted it if I didn't find it absolutely hilarious myself!

Little monster!

 

[apcolleen]

By the way. Ive just decided to share this story on my FB.

 

[English Dave]

LOL sorry to laugh but that's just too funny!

I actually have to use the same sort of thing (VPAP IV) but thankfully the pressure on mine is set at maximum and poor Ra won't go anywhere near the exhaust vent as its like a jet engine!

 

[Fester]

I also have a CPAP machine -- I had to change to a different model because of 5e.
CPAPs typically have heated humidifier, well we all know that a warm anything attracts Sphynx's ...
the little buggers kept stepping on the 'off' button
-- which started me snoring and chocking
-- which promptly leads to a sharp elbow from the wife, and results in me waking up gasping with a bruised rib and a kitty sitting on the nightstand looking at me, offended!

so a new machine that restarts automatically had to be found -- good thing the insurance covered it, although explaining why I needed a different model to the ins. people was... interesting

 

[klreese]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bad kitty!!!

 

[NakedNinja]

I also have a CPAP machine -- I had to change to a different model because of 5e.
CPAPs typically have heated humidifier, well we all know that a warm anything attracts Sphynx's ...
the little buggers kept stepping on the 'off' button
-- which started me snoring and chocking
-- which promptly leads to a sharp elbow from the wife, and results in me waking up gasping with a bruised rib and a kitty sitting on the nightstand looking at me, offended!

so a new machine that restarts automatically had to be found -- good thing the insurance covered it, although explaining why I needed a different model to the ins. people was... interesting

Yep, I don't use my heated humidifier for that exact reason. I just put the water in, but no heat. Ridiculous little creatures. LOL

 

[Nofuratu]

I also have a CPAP machine -- I had to change to a different model because of 5e.
CPAPs typically have heated humidifier, well we all know that a warm anything attracts Sphynx's ...
the little buggers kept stepping on the 'off' button
-- which started me snoring and chocking
-- which promptly leads to a sharp elbow from the wife, and results in me waking up gasping with a bruised rib and a kitty sitting on the nightstand looking at me, offended!

so a new machine that restarts automatically had to be found -- good thing the insurance covered it, although explaining why I needed a different model to the ins. people was... interesting

omigosh! what did the insurance people say!? LOL

 

[apcolleen]

I also have a CPAP machine -- I had to change to a different model because of 5e.
CPAPs typically have heated humidifier, well we all know that a warm anything attracts Sphynx's ...
the little buggers kept stepping on the 'off' button
-- which started me snoring and chocking
-- which promptly leads to a sharp elbow from the wife, and results in me waking up gasping with a bruised rib and a kitty sitting on the nightstand looking at me, offended!

so a new machine that restarts automatically had to be found -- good thing the insurance covered it, although explaining why I needed a different model to the ins. people was... interesting

lol yes im waiting to hear how this went down